🔥 for the Gritch I gotta know
- @staring-at-my-keyboard
🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?
ok so when the zee police are onto them piracy gets stressful and twitch has to go incognito go on vacation for a bit, they like to have a disguise. a persona. an alter ego. or a fake name, at least
they have a set of names they pick from: mx parrel, mr bittacle, madame mizzen, miss shroud, lady keel etc etc (yes these are all parts of a ship just like a lazaret is and yes they think they're really funny for this)
twitch is very good at having the name ready. it helps them look unsuspicious. twitch is very used to this
grace is really bad at this
once when they boarded a ship & twitch introduced themselves as Lady Keel, grace panicked hard enough to just nod when the staff assumed that obviously you must be her husband. Mr Keel.
twitch voice lieutenant would you care to explain to me why we are now married. you were supposed to be my valet.
the cruise was weeks long & terrible & twitch spent the entire time complaining about being fake married when they literally don't even have to pretend to be fake married & they can act exactly the same because nobody cares but that's not the point. it's the principle of the thing, mr keel. they're trying to lay low and now what if they cause a marriage scandal. this was supposed to be a relaxing getaway.
twitch has not once let this go. twitch will probably never let this go
ship headcanon questions
