GSWIWG

not even God can predict this ending

Pancakes with crispy edges >>>>>

This does something to me

I was gonna make an "imagine showing this post to somebody 4 months ago" joke but I realized it'd just look like any other shitpost and nobody here would bat an eye

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

In der letzten Fahrstunde meinte meine Fahrlehrerin todernst “Automatik ist dieses Jahr verboten.” Ich habe sie verwirrt gefragt, wieso. “Wir haben doch Schaltjahr”

deine fahrlehrerin ist ein verkleideter dad

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

this is the only time i mildly enjoyed this song

How have I not known that I needed this in my life

I can’t be the only one who thought that was a really weird pizza at first.

Totally was like “Why tf are we looking at a burned pizza?” That’s actually very cool.

I’m

this is the giant cosmic dragon that carries the universe on its jaws

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM