Oh God

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

This is Margaret when she opens that email

This poor guy looks exactly like the type who this scientist has been Experimenting On For Years 😭

"Nobody pays attention to a guy in a high-viz vest" adage untrue in exactly one situation

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

ah fuck im imagining it

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

let's fuck him