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First of all I doubt he cares about labels, but this one fits him well imo.

His partner must have the best jewellery, the best clothes, hair done, skin clean, stomach full and brain happy! All provided by him of course.

If credit cards existed in fallout, he wouldn't mind sharing. Will he get mad if s/o buys random, overpriced shit? Yeah. Will he do anything to prevent this for happening in future? Not really. He likes the drama.

Benny likes when his spoiled lover gets all fussy and needy. You know how in sitcoms theres often this stereotypical fat funny guy who somehow has sexy latina wife? Yeah that's him and s/o and he's right where he wants to be.

He finds pride in spoiling and providing for s/o. One may think 'ok so he's simply a boyfriend whos love language is gifts?' idk about that. As stated 3 points above, I don't think he likes labels, having official partner while having a job and responsibilities that he has is dangerous. He will stick to casual for long long time.

As some of you can tell, fashion wise he likes suits, classy clothes, expensive watches, pearl jewellery, most likely short/medium hair, type of guy to say 'erm I don't like too much make up' then smile stupid when drag queen pases by (do drag queens exist in fallout? If they would I think the strip would be THE place to find them.)

Type guy to ask s/o out, hoping they wear stuff he bought them. He gets very happy.

He low-key smells like cigars, but if s/o complains a lot, he might try to mask the smell with some cologne.

He won't judge how much s/o eats, he's paying, don't worry about it.

Do you think he calls vulpes the f slur! Should I make the poll.

If s/o has long or sharp nails please please scratch his neck and back bro will whimper or at least relax for once. He melts when kissed on cheek and if they leave lipstick/bite marks he will be loving it.

In private please please sit on his lap and kiss his neck and inflate his ego with complements of how awesome he is and how Mr house is soooo stupid and Benny is the best and the biggest boss man in vegas (foreshadowing to next fic chat pls pls i promise i didn't die I promised I will write more this year please please don't leave)

He's corny so prepare.

In bed he won't stop being close, even if s/o is melting in hot temperature and blanket... He also will whine if s/o decides to leave bed too early on non-work day. 'Are you insane baby it's free day be lazy with me' type shit

Doesn't talk about his job with his sugar baby, he seperates two world's (mostly, that would be hard if s/o is the courier). While around them he wants to have fun, sweet talk, kiss, feel loved and important in someone's life. The feeling of other human geniuenly enjoying his company, laughing with him, truely wanting to be around, it makes his heart beat stronge, it makes life better.

Prepare for many sweet, a bit corny, sweet nicknames.

Random gifts on nightstand or on kitchen counter.

He's really trying to be all manly and masculine, dominant and shit but the second this fussy creature walks in he kinda fumbles and feels his wallet flying away.

I fell asleep while writing this and my thumb rested on screen (since I was falling asleep lol) on delete button and only thing that saved that fanfic from total annihilation is the fact that this Chinese phone vibrates each time I touch keyboard. It awoken me. But I still deleted few lines of text, no clue what was there.

Remember how I said that he would stick to casual? Yeah fuck that, I made that decision 8 hours ago I'm changing it now. If s/o is courier or anyone that can handle themselves alone, he wouldn't bother with any of 'safety' or 'secretive' stuff. Let's go to ball babe and maybe let's go shoot some people too

Wasn't he planned to be a companion but obsydian scrapped that idea (also fuck Vegas glaze) so I can see him travelling around Mojave just because his sweet courier craves to kill some Khan's or Raiders.

Fallout New Vegas

Includes fallout NV and 3.

Fem leaning s/o but they/them pronouns. Those headcanons include: characters food of choice, poor writing and cringe. This post is bad and rushed I'm so sorry

Benny

Definitely romantic dinner with lots of talking AND fun in bed guaranteed.

He knows what valentines day is! Or at least understands the general idea

Will buy them something shiny, pretty. Maybe new dress? Gun? Necklace? The plasma rifle they been eyeing lately? Benny likes them looking all pretty and happy because of him.

Will brag about the date for weeks too everyone in strip.

His food of choice is whatever s/o wants, baby let him spoil you!! He craves fries tho

Arcade

Ok bro what

A normal guy!! Hell yeah

He knows what valentines are to some degree, and is aware of traditions regarding the topic.

He just wants to go on a date, simmilar to Benny; Chat, eat together, maybe walk around the Mojave, hold hands?? He will prepare little gift for s/o and find few pretty flowers. Please don't eat them...

This isn't much but he will share meal with s/o and be extra nice that day. The meal is probably clean water and energy bar.

If he could he would bake them nice banana bread or carrot cake.

Mr house

Probably Valentine's with this guy would be the most normal, elegant valentines one can get in apocalypse. He remembers how to celebrate it and how to charm a lady~

Bro gonna have table with candles and two sets of plates in front of his screen lol.

Would mock courier's lack of knowledge, about how valentines used to be (I assume many people in Mojave don't even know that valentines even exist. Many traditions of pre-war world are probably gone or misinterpreted)

"Let me scan you baby. let's have vr e-sex please" okay bro

I haven't watched fallout show, sue me

If he could make them a desert it would be chocolate cake with cherries/cherry jam.

Vulpes

Yeah about misinterpretation of the valentines. He is going to be misinterpreted too.

Legion is absolutely insane I bet they either don't celebrate it at all or have some crazy way of showing affections on that day.

Giving hearts literally? (Does chocolate even

exist in fallout? I'm too tired to google that)

Type of guy to skin and dogwalk s/o's enemies/ex partners as a sign of affections.

I love mischaracterising evil men.

His meal of choice is clean water and protein bar. But he looks like type of guy to enjoy buffalo chicken wings with veggies on side.

Ulysses

Peaceful

Just s/o and ulysses in middle of nowhere, sitting near warm fire, looking up at gorgeous sky, talking about life, shared past and future together. Always together, even if their bodies are seperate their spirits are meant to be together. In love forever.

All he wants to do is to spend this precious time together in peace and love. He is very understanding guy, if they want cuddles, let's cuddle. If they wish to talk, let's talk.

He just wants to show love and feel love.

Will share a meal of iguanas on stick, fresh. With nukacola of course. If he could he would make them nice juicy steak with roasted asparagus on side. You don't like asparagus? How about carrots? Salad? He's type of guy to learn s/o native cusine to impres them. Rip ulyess you would love Chinese dumplings.

Fallout 3

Bitch

I give up. Each time I write his name it autocorrects to female dog I'm not fixing that third time. Fuck you xiaomi

He is aware of valentines and knows the traditions.

Will get the flowers and some sort of sweet treat for s/o

Idk he's pretty basic if it comes to valentines. Just a guy doing bare minimum for his partner.

Will ask them out on date and touch them a lot. Always hand on waist, hip, shoulder, near neck, ect.

Meal of choice is apple pie and cherry nukacola

Fuck you Amata.

Jericho

Closest thing to love Jericho will give is long make out session, touching and even longer time spent in bed.

He might offer them a drink or meal in the bar? But mostly likely a drink.

Charon

Bro doesn't care.

Go girl give us nothing.

Noone blames him tho. He is free now but his brain won't just fix in few days, if ever.

Best Charon will give is grunt of appreciation if s/o decides to give him flowers or sweets. Don't expect anything in return.

He may scoot a little closer to them in bed that night tho!

The fact that they choose him to be their Valentine does make charon to pause and think. What a nice feeling to be chosen for such innocent title.

Also the migrenes may vary, some make even simplest tasks impossible to do, some are just really annoying. Also my phone autocorrects Courier for counter fyi.

Arcade Gannon

The best choice tbh. He has knowlge, training and expirence!

Will simply offer painkillers. Will let courier know what herbs/plants grow in Mojave that can make this pain more tolerable

Drink water!! Dehydration makes brain extra fussy!

Is Arcade just apocalyptic version of Dr. House? Would he crave that brain scans? Geniuenly how is courier alive?

Normally I would say that since fallout takes place in future there is probably cure for migrenes but idk bro, he has been shot in head and all.

Also Arcade is the most understanding. He will suggest breaks if shit gets bad. Offer shaded cool place to sit, calm down in silence.

Will joke that he could tell that Courier's brain has been shot at. Just look at you!

'Let me examine you, couier... How a person with memory loss can be a courier (the job title)? Isn't the whole job about remembering names and addresses?' Arcade questions. He got lots of questions to ask.

Benny

Uh about that... Say courier do you perchance remember who shot you? No? What a shame...

Jokes aside, he may feel guilty about it. Or not? It's hard to tell; If Benny and Courier get together and became close he may feel bad each time Courier suffers thrue it, but also Benny is a fucking snake he might be manipulative and go all. 'well if I didn't shoot you we would never meet...' type shit. (Shoot him back)

Will try to spoil them as an apology. Courier may be curling and shaking in pain but at least he's doing it in luxurious bed in 5 star hotel room with tray of delicious treats on nightstand!

Doesn't know how to comfort person in pain.

Will provide painkillers obviously.

Also if hugs comfort him, benny is more than happy to offer soft touches and comforts in bed.

Vulpes

Yeah from this moment this headcanon list won't be all flowers and rainbows

Type guy to tell you to man up and that pain builds character.

Doesn't relate nor feel bad for Courier if they aren't close.

If s/o and courier are a thing, and its really severe case, vulpes may offer some herbal medicine and order courier to rest in tent, away from intense sunlight or noises. He is a villain but he won't sabotage his man.

He will check up on Courier, make sure he has all stuff he needs, will order legionaries to leave him alone. He also will leave couier alone, give him space.

Also the fact that bro survived headshot is high-key insane, legionaries might find it cool af? Some people find scars attractive yk... I'm not pointing fingers but vulpes just might be that guy.

Ulysses

First guy to be sad about it. What do you mean you don't remember and when you try to it remember it causes you to feel overwhelming amounts of pain??

Ouch

Is grief a valid feeling? So many memories lost because of one incident.

Off topic, I love the theory that Courier and Ulysses have romantic past, it makes the memory lost more painful for him :D

One and only guy to be extra carrying and soft. Will baby the courier a little. Please a courier, stay in bed and let him deal with all things needed.

He smells pleasantly

Curtains shut, windows and doors closed. Room dusty and dim. Curled up in bed, feeling like sledgehammer is constantly banging his skull. There is nothing to do about it but wait it out, hope this time it passes soon. Footsteps, Ulysses approaches with relaxed, if a bit concerned body language. He sits down on edge of bed, tray in his arms slowly and gently placed on night table nearby, trying to be as silent as possible, gods know how sensitive his brain is during this moments. Each floor squeak, door creak, it all makes expirence extra painful. A tray, not much- bottle of clean water, some pills and iguana on stick, mom didn't teach you that pills are bad for empty stomach?

Helps Courier sit up ever so gently and slowly, showing nothing, but patience and love for wounded man. There is no point in rushing, pain isn't something one can skip, not in this scenario at least. Ulysses tries to soothe the pain, after the meal, they both lay down, man waits for courier to settle first, only then Ulysses lays down. If courier chooses to be close, let them be close, let Ulysses hold, protect and love. One hand around his waist, second caressing, slowly moving all over courier favourite spots, weather it's back scraches or head pats. If courier needs space, let there be space. He will understand. Doesn't expect Courier to remember, only wishes he would.

I don't care about what happened in devide and why it's destroyed, I don't know what happened in devide (they defo kissed in the devide) Nothing never happened in devide as long as I choose to ignore it okay. (Insert fuming fnv lore lovers when Tumblr page with 5 likes doesn't know all the lore from game that came out 20 years ago)

Lanius

Going back to freaks with no heart.

Once again if those two aren't close he will just brush it off and tell him to work harder. He doesn't care about so no names, even in legion ranks i think. Also realistically he wouldn't get into relationship, he's gay for Caesar.

So taking that deep jealousy off my chest.

If lanius actually likes someone he will order s/o to stay in his private chambers and rest till pain goes away, and if he sees s/o out of bed he will scold him! 'Go back to bed you irresponsible fool!'

They/them. Sfw. May be a bit out of character at times. Some platonic some Romanic.

Fallout 3

Butch

He will absolutely tease Lone about it, he doesn't seem to be type of person to cuddle.

Probably doesn't know how to react, just look at his parents, they don't look like very affectionate people, he most likley thinks that hugs are for week, emotional people and that he's too cool for that.

If Lone and Butch get into relationship, he may open up about this sort of stuff. And he turns out to be a big cuddler (only in privacy). But this would take crazy long time to pull off.

After that he's definitely very touchy and talkative, will tease Lone about their looks and their sexy sexy body parts.

Charon

Lone is doing 'die like Ahzrukhal' achievement.

He is not into that shit, before he knows lone and after they become friends/partners/idk whatever you want it to be.

Best he can do is stare at Lone like child at disabled person in bus or give them akward pat on shoulder.

If they both are laying down and Lone scoots towards Charon, he might rest his hand on their hips/waist on good day. On bad he'll just groan like old man and ignore lone.

Honestly thinking about it again, he might just do anything that Lone wants since he got this whole brainwash training arc going on and lone has the contract, but I assume y'all care about consent.

Jericho

Anyone even cares about that guy??

Honestly will anyone read that part and go 'omg my favourite guy I must read yay' or skip and slide down to fallout NV to read about vulpes and arcade?

He smells like sweat, unwashed body, leather and alcohol. He has unshaven face, Lone will definitely feel those short annyoing hairs poking them!!

I rarely make different headcanon for male/female s/o but it's relevant rn. If lone looks feminine, he will make nasty comments once approached, if they look masculine he will call them the slur.

Random funfact, writing stuff on phone while my hands are shaking is very hard, each person that makes fun of my typos will be executed on 23rd April 2074 at 21:37 GMT+1 timezone.

Fallout New Vegas

Raul

I don't know chat this might go two ways

Courier might remind him of past relationships and people he once knew. That might push him away from any closer touches or affections. But this simmilarly may also make him more attached and more open about stuff? You pick

If hugged he might crack a joke or two; he's a ghoul, those poor, old bones might break if Courier squeezes too hard...

But he probably doesn't care, you want hug? Here's your hug! Might be very akward about cuddles in bed though, not his cup of tea.

Arcade

Idk much about this dude, last time I played this game was years ago tbh.

Y'all might think that he's shy, small spoon, but I think that he would enjoy both.

Gentle and sweet. If Courier hugs him unexpectedly, Arcade might flood them with questions. Are you feeling alright? Did something happened?

Very understanding and might experiment with positions, that's why I believe that he wants to try being small and bug spoon during cuddles. But his favourite position is when he half his, back resting on pillows, one arm wrapped around s/o that's asleep and second holding his favourite book to read before he goes to sleep too. Bonus points if s/o's limbs are wrapped around Arcade's body

Definitely wraps blanket afound himself and Courier. Also imagine cuddling up to arcade while he reads a book, all cozy and calm.

He might be the best pick on the list.

Vulpes

Fuckass

Legion leaning male courier ig

Just like in real ancient Rome. They hate women so much they rather be gay.

He will NEVER do anything that resembles even enjoying Couriers company in public. Those two got to be miles away from any legion camp for him to even hold s/o's hand.

He's cold in bed most likley, thinking that he should focus on mission, on future of legion rather than on quick pleasures. Stiff like log too, bro is not doing the first move. Also his hands are litterally cold, no warmth in his body.

Lanius

Big spoon vibe, he enjoys having controll over their movement, seeing more than they do. I feel like he likes long hair, anything he can pull on or play with.

Why is he here? I don't know.

I just really like thinking about him sometimes

If Courier attempts to approach him they will die.

Never played Legion leaning Courier, I'm going off the vibes and two spicy fanfics I read about that guy two years ago.

He definitely has soft body, when muscle tissue is relaxed, it's soft. And this guy is an absolute muscular beast. I can't imagine how much his weapon and armour weights.

And here is where the 'out of character' warning will be useful, everything about Lanius under this sentence might cause few of you to cringe; I feel like s/o could with ease use him as warm mattress, I imagine him as very big (height and width) man, can lift many weights.

Let's just imagine that somehow someway he actually likes someone. Wooaaaah! Simmilarly to vulpes he won't show his feelings in public, best s/o can get is walking next to him, occasionally brushing their hand against his.

In bed? In privacy? His hands are everywhere. On hips, around their torso. He is volac, mostly huffs and loud exhales. Always big spoon, nuh uh you don't get to see his face oh no no you silly thing.

Let's courier sit on his lap? Idk?

Ulysses

Yapper

Perfect if courier likes to lisen to radio/podcasts while sleeping. Pleasant background noise.

He will ramble and mumble about society and humanity and how hopeless it is and how nothing matters (Start writing poetry dude)

Play with his hair, please touch him.

Lay on his stomach and give him complements while he laments about his fursonas

Benny

Pre kidnapped Benny or after?

Bro defo changes his perspective on courier if they rescue him. But I know that not all fanfic enjoyers put their s/o in role of courier, some of y'all like random not related O/C's me too tbh. Sooo...

He enjoys spoiling his s/o with money and expensive items, maybe because it makes him feel like this big strong man?

He doesn't mind showing them around, let public know that he has such gorgeous creature around. That includes arms wrapped around their waist, kisses, holding them close on his laps.

So it's easy to assume that he would enjoy cuddles, makes him feel like king of the world, loved and lucky king.

Rip all content that didn't make it into the game. So much stuff never made it into game. We could have companion Benny and Ulysses.

Fallout 4

Hancock

Hell yeah. He is definitely type of guy to just go along with anything Sole wants. Sole doesn't like touch? Fine he won't touch them. Sole is huge cuddle bug? He is more than happy to indulge. (Woah consent I'm shaken)

I feel like he is touchy guy himself, can't stop nuzzling into Sole's neck, complementing how nice they make him feel

Absolute worshipper, hands everywhere, playing with their hair, skin, studying their body like there's about to be exam.

Nick

Well I'll be damned.

Is his body cold? I wonder if his body can get progressively warmer when he's during difficult tasks, just like my phone know, I cannot hold it for long it burns my hand.

Doesn't seem like cuddly guy, but he will let Sole get all snuggly in bed, probably will chuckle and call them some sweet yet outdated name.

Does he sleep? Recharge? Creepy stares at sole while they sleep?

X-8

Was it x-6? Maybe 7? I don't remember I honestly have to replay those games gee.

If sole enjoys hugging hold human sided bricks he is perfect guy.

Will question, judge and report to institute.

Please don't do that, he might start developing actual feelings first time in his life.

Gage

I imagine this guy falling asleep on edge of bed as far away as possible from Sole, then awakening on top of them glued to their body

He smells, he's just less rude Jericho (only cuz sole is his boss), with nicer voice and personality and actual brain.

Another one of those guys who take way toom long time to show Sole some affection. He won't do that in public tho, you two have intimidating reputation to hold!

During calm afternoons he will wrap his arm around Sole's shoulders or put his hand on their thigh.

In bed he enjoys being the big spoon, secretly loves how Sole smells like and it makes him feel warm that they trust him, like really really trust him.

Brahms

Physical touch. His hands are always on them. ESPECIALLY around when yall are around other people. Others have to know that they are together!!!

Goes with s/o EVERYTHERE. They must go to shop with them! Wanna go outside and walk in peace and silence in garden? Uhh nah he wanna go with you! Even if s/o asks nicley to leave tjem be he might spy on them :[

Will share everything with s/o! His clothes? Our clothes you mean! Please wear his shirts! Its also vice versa, s/o's jewellery and clothes are also his. They gonna catch him using their favourite cologne or wearing their jewellery!

Wants to hold hands 24/7, doesnt care if s/o sweats! He loves them too much~

Sometimes s/o can wake up and this guy will be glued to them! Im taking wrapped arms and legs around them and s/o can feel his chest moving up cuz its so close😭

Asa Emory

Bro is not letting them leave his warehouse. Yeah sweetie he loves you but you are just too too perfect for him to let you go :[

Bonds by watching animal documentaries about bugs btw

Picks clothes for s/o. He takes your style and preferences in his mind but usually forgets and just buys what would look good on you (at least what he finds cute)

Not very clingy

Lets them paint his nails if they are nice enough

EXTREMELY jelous. S/o mentioned that some guy smiled to them when they were buying groceries? He will get offended😭

The hush

8 years later and I still have no clue what his name was??? Let's call him John because people seem to call him that

John will keep his hand AND eyes on them. Hands on their legs, shoulder, or just holding their hand (thats rare, normal affection with this Goober? Nahh)

Constantly staring at them, looming around and looking what they lover is up to (up to no good surely)

Makes them play video games with him or watch them play

Checks their phone when they are asleep cuz he gotta know everything

Micheal Myers

👁👁

No touching, no verbal nor physical affecion

Dude will hit them with 👍 on daily basis

He seems like he doesnt care, like he has them around for no reason. But of God, this guy knows everything about them. He watches them daily. You can't find Micheal? Oh dont worry sweetie he is keeping you safe, just dont look thrue window :3

Extreme jelousy, s/o can bearly talk to people😭

Okay okay I lied with no touching, its just rare! Sometimes he rests his head on top of theirs or puts his hands on their shoulders or hips

If s/o makes something from him (like drawing, peace of jewellery. Hell, even if they gift him random rock or something) that dude if gonna wear it till the end of the world, even if it breaks off? He has pockets or tape. Even if s/o skill improved and they made better? The more the marrier, he wants all!

Billy Lenz

Gets jelous when s/o gives too much affection and love to their pet

Lays on top of them

Bites, licks, woofs? As a sign of affection and love

He wants the bite marks or Hickeys to be visable so s/o friends know that they are taken!

Not as extreme as Micheal or Asa. S/o could have 2week trip to Egypt and as far as he gets to call them whenever he wants, he is fine

I still remember one time that someone requested Billy Lenz fic, asking for 'sloppy toppy' and it was 4 am and I didnt know what it was so I googled it and I kinda laughed very loudly and my mom woke up and took my pc away for month :( I wrote the fic btw

Anyways, barks at people when he gets jelous