I don't usually go for modern AUs, but there's one for Fallout: New Vegas that's lodged in my brain: Caesar's Legion as a used car dealership empire.
"Your chariot awaits at Caesar's Legion!"
Founded by high school history professor Edward Sallow, Caesar's Legion gained notoriety for acquiring an ever-growing series of other small dealerships through technically legal but ethically heinous practices.
Yes, everyone still cosplays as Romans. It's the company uniform.
Head of Human Resources Lanius (still wearing the mask) ensures that only the worthy pass the interview process. Underperforming sales associates fear his wrath.
Head of Sales Vulpes Inculta is a smooth-talking conman who gets you off the floor and out the door before you realize you spent way more than your initial budget. He pits customers against each other to create false pressure for a great deal that's going to slip through their fingers and go to that other guy unless they sign right now.
Joshua Graham's name has been erased from all but the most mandatory company records. He was fired after failing to close a deal that would have led to the Legion acquiring New California Roadsters.
Ulysses was once a student in Sallow's class who met 'Caesar' after his former teacher bought out the auto body repair shop where he worked. Initially fine with working for someone he used to look up to, Ulysses became disillusioned by the Legion's poor treatment of its lower-ranking employees and quit after a few months.
Onsite security is technically provided by an independent firm, but the 'Praetorian Guard' gets paid extra if they cosplay. Lucius was the first to agree, and he didn't know about the bonus at the time.
Each dealership has its own vexillarius. He's the sign-twirler out front.












