welcome to my cabin!

Tired of “oh Percy would be a marine biologist” “oh Percy would be a teacher” that man is a stay at home dad. And I mean that.

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

immediately, percy walking into crusty’s water bed palace saying “i know who you are. you’re procrustes. son of poseidon, murderer of travelers” and “i know the beds are a trap” and “i know there’s a secret entrance to the underworld here” and i know this and i know that is making me want to rip rickald to shreds and gnaw on his bones. so they know about medusa before they enter her lair. so they know about the lotus casino before they go inside. so they know everything about everything and there’s no real element of discovery and revelation because he’s somehow armed with allll this knowledge he’s not supposed to have, drastically reducing the stakes and excitement of one of the most naturally exciting plot lines ever, completely slamming a wrecking ball into the fact that he’s a 12 year old on his first quest who has to learn that everything is a trap and reality is never what it seems. so now instead of the three of them running unknowingly into procrustes’s creepy business as they’re trying to escape a gang of LA street bullies (bc surprise surprise the real world is where the monsters also are), he just fucking walks in and knows everything with a plan already hatched, courtesy of annabeth. how are you going to make me hate the episode five seconds in?

need demigods forcefully turning their back on their parent's world and weakening. like. Need. not even want. leo valdez repressing the fire and burning himself from the inside out. i revoke your name, father. clarisse's muscles weakening, blood a far cry from the pure bright red it had been before. it's so dull now. i am not your daughter, and you are not my father. there is only half of your soul left and it's eating itself

the thing that’s getting to me is the pjo show writers have no respect for the audience. and i’m aware the audience is not just early 20s ppl like me who grew up with the books and now includes literal children who are new to the material but god DAMN the disneyification of the plot and the way they lay everything out and dump pointless exposition to replace things actually HAPPENING says a lot. they paid so much to get lin manuel miranda’s exposure and for what. a total rewrite that pretends it’s honoring the source material despite straight up being a different, Worse story lmao

ik people have spoken about it before but this specific genre of fans that defend the show like rick is personally holding their families hostage is sooo...

anyways no architecture game :(((((( no "because you're my friend seaweed brain anymore stupid questions" :(((( no grover killing humans video game :(((((((( no slow reveal of the casino :(((((((( no them figuring it out through talking to people with different english over the years :((((((((( no fast cab driver with unlimited money :(((((((((

figuring out auntie em is medusa five seconds in, figuring out the casino belongs to the lotus eaters immediately. what are we doing