Fluent in Meow

People irl keep telling me "ooh send pictures of Iceland!" and they're people that should know better. Plenty of people with expensive cameras and professional training have taken beautiful pictures of Iceland, Google them. If you ask me to send pictures I took on vacation you're getting thirty blurry pictures of weird rocks.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

Jing Zhiyong (Chinese b. 1982), Insomnia, 2026, Oil on canvas

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes