Grim Hoax or Scum

sometimes i wonder if people on the whole really did believe things like ‘if you look at a wolf you can’t talk anymore’ or ‘owls cry when someone dies’ or if that was the medieval equivalent of your friend’s friend debra who swears the government is spraying chemicals using airplane contrails and blogs about it once a week on tuesdays

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

then we sleep

Best

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito bite”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, poking and sucking.

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

That feeling when a you see an old picture of yourself show up as a meme.

‘shippers in the hands of an angry god

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

hes so stupid

idiot can’t figure out how water works