The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hey i’m really glad u liked my post u sick disgusting perverted freak

just bought two tickets to the Odyssey in imax for tonight

The minions movie sucked. Like 4/10. I did hear some 5 year olds laughing but on the way out I heard a mom say "I'm glad you liked it because I did not."

just bought two tickets to the Odyssey in imax for tonight

"masculine role models" lol

long walks & good talks

& holding hands