schwifty af

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

its a 9/11 miracle

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

stop normalising everything I'm fine being a weird little freak actually

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

“You will know them by what impresses them.”