Easy Come, Easy Go!

me when I "don't have a headache" after I "drink a glass of water"

I am a faggot and a pointless animal and a strange individual

hey can you delete your reblog of that post. no op is not a bigot the post just fucking sucks

this site really hates people with ocd

“reblog this or you don’t support minorities!” “if you don’t reblog this then all of your followers should hate you!” “if you have a bad thought then you actually think that way and you’re a horrible person!” “you can only like ‘good’ things and if you like something ‘bad’ then you’re awful!” i am going to throttle you with my bare hands

This is one of my top 10 most quoted/riffed on lines of all time. I say "may God bless and keep _______ far away from us" at least once a week.

Oh my that is a little too forward

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

hello i am mr dr psychiatrist phd. this is my diagnosis i created. it's called fucking loser who sucks ass disorder. if i have a patient and i dont like them they obviously have this. the symptoms are if i dont like someone, if they annoy me, if they have a symptom i dont undersrtand, if they are weird or lame, etc.