If Grimmjow could ask favors of twelve people...
If Grimmjow somehow earned the right to ask a favor of twelve people, who would he ask and for what? And yes the request was for ten people, but, well, Ā had more ideas than that!Ā
Grimmjow:Ā I want you to use your future changing powers to create a future in which there is no more duct tape.
Yhwach:Ā I am essentially an all-powerful being and you ask me for that?
Grimmjow:Ā I really freakinā hate duct tape.
Grimmjow:Ā Hereās a favor you can give me! Cut off your own damn arm!
Tosen:Ā You do not understand the true spirit of favors. Or you do know, and deliberately choose to ignore it.
Tosen:Ā There is only one way youāll learn. By me cutting off an arm.
GrimmjowĀ (hopefully): Your own arm?
Grimmjow:Ā PUT YOUR SWORD AWAY
Grimmjow:Ā Dye your hair!
Grimmjow:Ā The color is too similar to mine. My hair deserves to be special.
Nelliel:Ā Hmmmā¦pink hair might be fun!
Grimmjow:Ā Special hair here I come.
Grimmjow:Ā I want your hat.
Grimmjow:Ā Maybe because I donāt like you and I know how much you like that hat.
Grimmjow:Ā Maybe because it looks ridiculous and I want to save you from yourself.
Grimmjow (muttering):Ā Maybe because I know Iād look freakinā awesome in a hat.
Urahara:Ā I could get you a different hat?
Grimmjow:Ā Make it a cool one!
Grimmjow:Ā I want you to tell me all of your eyeshadow secrets.
Grimmjow:Ā āCause your eyeshadow is on point.
Ikkaku:Ā Yeah, okay. I could do that.
Grimmjow:Ā Not that I need the help at all.
Grimmjow:Ā Give me your squadās supply of abs oil.
Yumichika:Ā Iām sorry - what?
Grimmjow:Ā Donāt give me that!
Grimmjow:Ā I know you Squad 11 guys must oil your abs!
Grimmjow:Ā And I know if anyone knows where the grooming products are stored, itās you!
Grimmjow:Ā So hand it over!
Yumichika:Ā I knew you oiled.
Grimmjow:Ā Weāre not talking about me!!!
Grimmjow:Ā Look, just do me this favor - respect dibs!
Ulquiorra:Ā Is this about my fighting Kurosaki Ichigo?
Ulquiorra:Ā I only fought him for real after you had already lost.
Ulquiorra:Ā āDibsā were respected.
Grimmjow:Ā They were not!
Grimmjow:Ā Dibs donāt end justĀ ācause a fight is lost! DIBS ARE FOREVER
Ulquiorra:Ā Well, seeing as I am dead, I think I can promise not to fight Kurosaki Ichigo again before you do.
Grimmjow:Ā Hey. Clothing woman. I hear you make clothes.
Grimmjow:Ā I want the coolest outfit you can make.
Shutara:Ā What? Cooler than your one piece with two useless belts?
Grimmjow:Ā It might be hard, I know, but -Ā
Grimmjow:Ā Wait were you being sarcastic?
Shutara:Ā Oh just take off your clothes.
Grimmjow:Ā Look. Kurosaki killed you. I just want to know how.
Grimmjow:Ā No! I want to know how you got him to be SERIOUS!
Ginjo:Ā I destroyed his life and targeted his friends.
Grimmjow:Ā Huh. You know, I think Ulquiorra did that too.
Grimmjow:Ā Hashtag, goals!
Ginjo:Ā You really just figured this out?
Grimmjow:Ā I want you to use your shield powers.
Orihiime:Ā Hmmm? For what?
Grimmjow:Ā When I fight Kurosaki, you use your shield powers to make sure no one interrupts us.
Grimmjow:Ā Because I swear to kittens, my fights always seem to get freakinā interrupted!
Orihime:Ā Grimmjow, come on. Iām not going to stand there and watch my friend die.
Grimmjow:Ā Ha! So you know Iām stronger!!
Orihime:Ā I meant watch you die.
Grimmjow:Ā IāM NOT Ā YOUR - IāM NOT GOING TO - WAIT WHATāS GOING ON
Grimmjow:Ā Let me use your death ring.
Grimmjow:Ā That place you sent Kenpachi and Unohana for their fight to the death.
Grimmjow:Ā I want to use it.
Grimmjow:Ā For ballet - what do you think??
Kyoraku:Ā Youād make a great dancer!
Grimmjow:Ā Do you not understand sarcasm?
Grimmjow:Ā Kurosaki, for your favor to me - just give me a hug.
Grimmjow:Ā No, you moron, weāre gonna fight to the death in Kyorakuās death ring!
Grimmjow:Ā ITāS GONNA BE FREAKINā AWESOME
Ichigo:Ā I really shouldnāt be surprised.