grog

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

Im fucking addicted to blanket

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I look like a beatles member except if the beatles were an emo band in 2005