one more afternoon

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

a social media platform where everyone is just forced to listen my music library and say nice things about the songs i like

car that you’re driving

no little german boy dont go to the weed cave

Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!

* Evil little goblin henchman, wringing his hands and cackling* Wig, your lordship. You’re serving so much cunt today, your horribleness. Shall I summon the besties?

when people at the airport meet someone they haven’t seen in a while, and they do a big dramatic hug and then just sway together for a little bit. yeah <3

loveeeeeee when my friends say things. so true bestie. words and sentences!

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

Mom friend already exists

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

sorry for having sex with your mom it was a trauma response

I think we should let Matt Damon say the f-slur. No real reason

be the toxic online polycule of hot theys you wish to see in the world or whatever it was gandhi said

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)

If you losers actually left the house and went to pride irl you know what you would see? The entire cast of sesame street and all the Muppets as well. A wizard I dated very briefly and am now locked in an interminable beef with. Balloons which is a bit scary actually. My dad who got confused and wandered into the area by mistake. Maybe tits. Probably you will be able to buy a hot pretzel

lucy dacus 🤩🥰💫💖❣️