I Can’t Keep Up

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

Every time I have seen Hadestown - on stage or in the movie theater - people gasp when Orpheus turns around. I just love how it's so old and yet everyone is still always hoping that this time

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

Do you think the It Follows monster gets mad if you just do hand stuff? Do you think he starts running?

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress