Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

I’m lost

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh youre powerful and evil and now… want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

me when im at a location

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers