colossal moron!

"i am looking respectfully 👀" is just girl talk for like "i want to motorboat your humongous tits"

nooooooooo dont buy st ives apricot scrub youre so sexy aha

“When you die.” IM SCREAMING.

No greater betrayal than waking up after 9 hours of sleep and your body is sore. Like bitch I spent last night sleeping where the fuck were you

*wakes up dehydrated & achey* bitch what did you DO

the idea of a ‘best friend’ is just the highest form of tenderness like. it’s the epitome of choosing someone over and over, maybe even subconsciously because you just. know on some unspeakable level that your lives are supposed to be entwined, that the connection between you is fatefully significant and necessary 

say toyin's name. please sign this petition to give oluwatoyin the justice she deserves. she should still be with us.

Loving One Direction in 2013 is the most fun I ever had on the Internet, nothing will ever compare