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this is our current situation, mine and my siblings My old grandmother, out in the open '.

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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

can't read mlm fiction where they cheat on their wives/gfs bc the wanting to bludgeon both men to death gets in the way but i eat it up when lesbians use & betray the men in their lives #mydoublestandard

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

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theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers