Greyware

The hottest takes of 2003

do u think this isn’t happening now

It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.

IT TAKES ME ONE SECOND FOR ME TO DECIDE I LOVE A DOG! FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH TWO MINUTES?!

what old joke are we going to bring back next

NO

MY FAVORITE

Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

How… How have I not seen this?

Everyone is a NPC thinking that they are the main character

We don’t kill time, time kills us

The straight guys who think that every gay guy wants to have sex with them are the same guys who think they have a legitimate shot at having sex with a lesbian

Since cigarettes kill humans, they actually are good for the environment.

holy shit you need to chill

When an attractive nurse comes to measure your heartbeat and blood levels, you’ll most likely get inaccurate results.

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

Cool

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

The childhood memories this gives me.