I'm not crazy. I know exactly what I'm doing.

I'm a bard, mostly of the storytelling kind, but there was a time when I actually got paid for singing, so I do have a good reason to call myself that.

I'm here to have a good time and share my obsessions with other people who are as deep in the brainrot as I am, so you'll mostly see me posting about Baldur's Gate 3 and The Sims 4. Occasionally, also ATLA, WWDITS and OFMD. I'm into other stuff as well, but these would be the main ones right now (especially BG3; that damn game has invaded my mind like a mindflayer tadpole). So if you like any of that stuff, let's be mutuals! 🥰

Oh, and I write fanfiction. You can find me on AO3 as SheDragonOfTheWest. I'll update the list as I go, but here's some of my stuff:

Know Thy Enemy (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, romantic comedy in a canon setting) In progress, co-written with @toolateintheday

Whatever This Leads To (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, modern and human AU romantic comedy)

Stick Close To Mama K (BG3 - Karlach/Lae'zel, angst and fluff in a canon setting, totally safe)

Love vs Venom (BG3 - Lae'zel/Tav, canon setting)

She's My Freedom (BG3 - Lae'zel/Jaheira, extreme post-canon fluff with pregnancy)

Istik Courtship 101 (BG3 - Lae'zel/Tav, fluff and smut in a canon setting)

Roses To No-One (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, pure fluff in a canon setting)

Smooth As Silk, Cool As Air (BG3 - Lae'zel/Minthara, modern and human AU with smut)

Hungry Like The Wolf (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, post-canon story with weight gain and werewolves)

A Little Tenderness (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, modern AU with weight gain, fluff and smut)

Lae'zel's Elegy (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, companion fic to Total Eclipse, post-canon angst with a happy ending)

An Acquired Taste (BG3 - Wyll/Lae'zel, multi-chapter, weight gain story with smut)

Tear Your Little World Apart (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart, smut in a canon setting)

Tsk'va! You Got Me In Love Again (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart, modern AU, angst with a happy ending)

The Calling (BG3 - Gale/Karlach, but more focused on Karlach's post-canon life than their relationship)

All Flesh and Blood and Fire (BG3 - Jaheira/Karlach, hurt/comfort with smut)

Bonds of Silver Series (BG3 - 10 Lae'zel/Shadowheart fics about them developing a more adult relationship with meeting the in-laws, marriage and parenthood, mostly fluff but also a little angst and humor)

Back For Seconds (BG3 - Gale/Tav, fluff with weight gain)

The Color of Snow (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart fluff, sickfic)

Holding Out For A Hero (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart, historical AU inspired by Julie D'Aubigny)

For Old Time's Sake (BG3 - Lae'zel/female! Tav, reunion fluff, vaguely related to Serenade From The Stars)

Blinding Joy (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart, smut and fluff with weight gain and sensation play. Can be read as a sequel to The Answer To Our Prayers)

Lady of Sorrows (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel angst)

Kainyank (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart, hurt/comfort and fluff)

The Answer To Our Prayers (BG3 - Lae'zel/Shadowheart, fluff and smut with pregnancy and temporary magic dicks)

Drink From Me (BG3 - Lae'zel/Astarion, smut with implied blood drinking)

Of Silver and Vines (BG3 - Jaheira/Lae'zel, fluff with githyanki courtship rituals)

Serenade From The Stars (BG3 - Lae'zel/female!Tav, fluff)

If Love Is What You Need, A Soldier I Will Be (BG3 - Lae'zel/Karlach, fluff with a little action/adventure)

My Light (BG3 - Lae'zel/Wyll, post-canon family fluff)

Fight. Stay. (BG3 - Lae'zel/Gale, hurt/comfort)

To Charm A Snake (BG3 - Kagha/You, comfort smut)

Pour Some Sugar On Me (BG3 - Karlach/You, with smut, feedism and body worship)

I'll Never Tell (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, post-canon angst)

Some Like 'Em Doughy (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, modern pizza place AU)

Alors On Danse (BG3 - Karlach/Wyll, so fluffy you could die)

Our Firey Dance (BG3 - Karlach/Wyll, a smutty version of Alors On Dance with a couple twists)

Total Eclipse (Of The Shadowheart) (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, post-canon angst with a happy ending)

Found My Voice (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel, totally SFW in a modern AU)

Playing With The Big Boys Now (BG3 - Wyll/Astarion with smut and feedism)

From the Dark to the Light (BG3 - basically Shadowheart's whole story told in flashbacks up to her encounter with Dame Aylin)

Her Smile (BG3 - Tav/Karlach meeting for the first time)

Is This The End? (BG3 - Karlach/The Dark Urge and Karlach/Tav the night before the final battle, with angst and smut)

The Hellion's Star (BG3 - Astarion/Karlach - fluff with smut, vampirism and a little bit of soft weight gain)

After The Fall (BG3 - my Tav meeting Durge and some companions for the first time at the beginning of the game)

What She Sees In You (BG3 - my Tav and Durge fighting over Karlach - angst with a comedic touch, kissing but no smut)

In The Heat Of The Night (BG3 - Karlach/Kyraene (my female Durge) - smut with a creative use for the tadpoles)

A Moment In Your Lips (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel multi-chapter (14 and counting) set in act 3 - slowburn romantic comedy, feedism and a little bit of drama)

Winter Is Coming (BG3 - Halsin/Wyll, with smut and feedism, but very wholesome and tender)

Reach Out For The Light (BG3 - implied Shadowheart/Karlach, near-death experience, very emotional and dreamlike)

Just As Nature Intended (BG3 - Halsin/you, lots and lots of fluff and feelings, with smut and feedism)

This Hell Is Better With You (BG3 - Wyll in a polyamorous relationship with Karlach and Shadowheart, mainly fluff with a little bit of smut, post game)

Harmonic Invasion (BG3 - modern band AU with many different pairings - the only explicit scene at the moment has been Wyll/Astarion, but there are a lot more to come since it's still in progress)

The Shape of a Warrior (BG3 - Shadowheart/Lae'zel with smut and feedism)

Hunger of Avernus (BG3 - Karlach/you with smut, a lot of feelings and feedism)

Playing With Fire (ATLA - Azula/Ty Lee smut, experimenting together)

As you can tell by my fic list, I like weight gain/belly kink stuff and I'm mostly into gaaaaay stuff (preferably girl-on-girl, but I let the boys make out every now and then). Sometimes I make my own memes/humor posts. I've also tried my hand at doodling, but I suck. People seem to enjoy my headcanons, too (please, do send me questions and prompts! you'll make me very happy!)