Just Wander

Unfortunately unintentional homoeroticism often beats out intentional lgbtq romance because it’s allowed to be more toxic because they don’t have annoying bitches yapping in their ear that it’s bad lgbt rep

Marleau drunk in the club monologuing to the new rookie about his dead wife, getting genuinely emotional with tears in his eyes as hes like “she was so beautiful, and kept up with me so well, she understood my schedule and made sure i knew i was loved. she was so fun to go clubbing with and get drunk with, and she enabled me when i was drunk which led to some of my favorite memories…” and Connors leans over and just says “hes talking about Rozanov by the way” and Marleau bursts into tears and shouts “shes never coming home! i miss her so much!” and sobs into his bear

the eleventh hour promise cliff marleau makes where he says Roz listen to me man Listen if it goes tits up in canada because you uprooted your life for some bitch i’ve never met—and nobody has ever met by the way—no don’t walk away. tell you what dude we’ll both trade to florida. Alright? you have an escape hatch you’re not trapped brother you say the fucking word and we are back on line together coronas in hand. fucking call whenever and i’m there i’ve got my agent on it let me know and i’ll pull trig

Land Leopard meowing to the sky to call on his co-Worker and lover Injured Plumber to an active crime scene (someone is trying to stop a 13 year old from Sephora Shoplifting but its legal here)

In his haste to join his co-worker and lover the injured plumber charges out into traffic and is immediately hit by a bus. This slows him down but does not stop him.

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.

There’s no way on gods green earth that Ilya didn’t jack off for stamina before fucking Shane for the first time. He was in his hotel room bricked up at the mere thought of what was going to happen that night, of course he’s cumming all over himself in the shower and gritting out ‘fuck, hollander’ aloud to himself in the empty room. and then rocking up to Shane’s fuckpad cool as a cucumber. you big faker. if he hadn’t he would have blown his load 20 seconds after sliding in for the first time.