teach me how to be fascinating

the fuck do you mean that this petard hoisting me is mine. I think I would know if I had a fucking petard.

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

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come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

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