Illustrator, in theory.

pov you just got home from work. you haven't slept well in a few days and all you want is to have a drink and relax. you walk into your home. there's one extra child there that wasn't there when you left. you ask your husband where she came from. not only has he spontaneously adopted her, she's also the main person of interest in an active federal felony investigation. when you try to suggest turning her in, your husband says he will kill himself. and there's a fucking wild ferret that definitely hasn't been vaccinated hanging out in your living room. you have no idea which one of your husband's insane daughters brought it home. you are olruggio wha, and this is a normal tuesday

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