Gregs Benedict

Men at Arms

Sam Vimes is a gift.

“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”

“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside" 

“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to" 

“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”

 ”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”

 ”Is it acceptable to throw myself out the window after we take this exam”

“I need more gay people in my life I’m suffocating in straights”

 ”I think I’m just gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die”

“why the fuck would i pay 5 dollars for a grilled cheese? oh wait they’re delivering them? ok buy 3”

“i feel like a child but i look like an adult and i think it throws a lot of people off”

“yo look at this dog! i want this dog. this dog is straight g”

“I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian” 

“I’VE ONLY DONE ANAL TWICE OKAY”

“instead of studying art we should MAKE ART WITH OUR BODIES”

[deadline approaches] “So we’re just going to ignore that and order Dominoes, right?”

I’m a shell of who I used to be 

Thing is though, these aren’t just any boys. These are boys born into power and privilege and they pretty much /know/ they are all going to go on to hold powerful positions. It’s no coincidence so many of the main Tories were in the same club at the same uni. So what we’ve got is a network of powerful men who all are still bound into their weird brotherhood. They’ve all got power over each other because of the information they each hold on the others that could possibly ruin a career (like fucking a pig - not that I think that coming out will necessarily have much effect on Cameron tbh).

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