Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues