Grip It N Rip It babyy

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

Image Text: Facebook does work for a beauty product company tracking when thirteen-to-seventeen year old girls delete selfies, so it can serve a beauty ad to them at that moment. end Text

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

i can’t believe all those lyric leaks were real. sorry. but wow girl. sorry

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

hey girl is that a piece of chalk in your pants or is yuor penis just a rectangular prism that crumbles easily into a fine powder

science is for everyone! it was Black women who took us to the moon!

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻