LIFE OF THE SPIDER.

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masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

a  random  assortment  of  nsfw  actions  and  silly  dialogue  prompts ,   perfect  for  the  spooky  season.   or  maybe  all  year  round.   i  won’t  judge  you.   feel  free  to  make  adjustments  /  add  specifics  /  reverse  wherever  you  see  fit.

actions.

[ HAUNTED  HOUSE ]:   sender  and  receiver  sneak  off  while  going  through  a  fake  haunted  house  to  have  sex.

[ ABANDONED ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  supposedly  real  haunted  house.

[ CEMETERY ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  cemetery.

[ HAYRIDE ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  on  a  hayride.

[ COSTUME  PARTY ]:   sender  and  receiver  sneak  off  to  have  sex  at  a  costume  party.

[ ROLEPLAY ]:   sender  and  receiver  roleplay  in  their  costumes.

[ COSTUME ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  their  costumes.

[ DRIVE  IN ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  the  car  at  the  drive  in  while  a  scary  movie  plays.

[ SCARY  MOVIE ]:   sender  and  receiver  forgo  their  scary  movie  night  to  have  sex  while  it  plays  in  the  background.

[ MESSY ]:   things  get  steamy  while  one  or  both  muses  are  wearing  face  paint  or  makeup.

[ BLOODY ]:   things  get  steamy  while  one  or  both  muses  are  covered  in  (real or fake?)  blood.

[ COSTUME  SHOPPING ]:   receiver  helps  sender  pick  out  a  sexy  costume.

[ DRESS ]:   receiver  is  supposed  to  help  sender  into  their  costume  but  they  end  up  taking  it  off  instead.

[ CANDY ]:   sender  is  wearing  candy  pasties  and  the  receiver  eats  them  off.

dialogue.

“ your  costume  looks  complicated.  need  help  taking  it  off ? “

“ i’ve  got  some  candy  for  you … “

“ i’ve  got  a  treat  for  you … “

“ i  was  expecting  a  trick.  but  you’re  a  real  treat. “

“ if  i  were  a  zombie,  i’d  eat  you  first. “

“ wanna  take  a  ride  on  my  broomstick ? “

“ i’m  not  a  ghost,  but  you  can  still  get  under  my  sheets. “

“ you  look  so  sexy  dressed  up  like  (costume). “

“ wanna  check  my  pants  for  a  treat ? “

“ forget  your  broom.  ride  me  instead. “

“ i’m  tired  of  this  broom.  got  anything  else  i  can  ride ? “

“ i  bet  i  can  make  you  scream  tonight. “

“ is  that  candy  in  your  pocket  or  are  you  just  happy  to  see  me ? “

“ my / your  costume  would  look  better  on  my / your  bedroom  floor. “

“ i’m  not  a  vampire,  but  i  know  how  to  suck. “

“ wanna  find  out  how  many  licks  it  takes  to  get  to  the  center  of  my  tootsie  pop ? “

“ i  like  to  give  head  like  a  zombie.  i’ll  eat  you  out  ‘til  your  insides  are  on  me. “

“ i’ll  be  your  victim. “

a/n: i just came up with these as a fun h'ween prompt! send some in with your preferred character and ill do some little blurbs! (explicit/yan ones under the cut!)

Trick or Treats

i. "C'mon, I wanna get to the good houses first!"

ii. "Do we really have to take the kids this time?"

iii. "I love your costume!"

iv. "Hey! I worked for weeks on this!" 

v. "You're crazy if you think I'll trade my peanut butter cups." 

vi. "God, you look good in that." 

vii. "This party's more crowded than I expected.." 

viii. "Uh uh. No drinking. The only thing you're getting sick off is candy." 

ix. "I carved my pumpkin to look like you!" 

x. "What are you dressed as?" 

xi. "Noooo, no kisses! I don't wanna mess up my makeup!" 

Monsters

i. "I-I think I saw something…" 

ii. "Did you hear that?" 

iii. "What….are you?" 

iv. "Werewolves don't exist, dummy." 

v. "I don't have to be a vampire to suck you dry." 

vi. "Howling? Really? Isn't that a bit much?" 

vii. "What the hell is chasing us?!" 

viii. "You think I'm ugly, don't you? I don't blame you…" 

ix. "Th-That's not a dog, dude…" 

x. "Please don't run…I won't hurt you, I swear…please believe me…" 

xi. "How are we supposed to fight that?!" 

Slashers 

i. "The call is coming from inside...?"  

ii. "Please, I-I don't wanna die!" 

iii. "Beg me not to kill you."

iv. "I just wanna hear you scream." 

v. "Cornered you, didn't I? Now there's nowhere to run." 

vi. "I-If this is a joke, it's not funny!" 

vii. "You'd better hope I fall on my knife–cause I'm coming to gut you." 

viii. "I'll put you out of your misery, pretty thing." 

ix. "I bet you like being chased, you little tease." 

x. "Shh! He's coming!" 

xi. "You like the mask, baby? Maybe I should keep it..." 

Hauntings

i. "I swear, this place is haunted…" 

ii. "You're not scared, are you? Aww, you are scared!" 

iii. "Boo!" 

iv. "Don't piss your pants yet, we're only halfway through!" 

v. "I'll keep you safe from the ghosts, baby. Promise." 

vi. "Let's tell ghost stories around the fire. I'll go first."  

vii. "Ugh. Haunted houses are always so cheesy." 

viii. "You wanna run? It's a little late for that, sweetness." 

ix. "If a ghost possessed my body, would you exorcise me?" 

x. "I'd still love you if you were dead."

xi. "Scare me again, and I'll spit in your mouth while you sleep!" 

Late night stories around a campfire

Red leaves spiked with frost

Spiderwebs dotted with dewdrops

Smoke curling into the sky on the horizon

Half-frozen ponds under a cloudy sky

A cracked, spotted old mirror

Blood on the pavement

The harvest moon seen through leafless trees

Thick fog over an empty street

Wind whistling through dry branches

The smell of fresh-baked cinnamon buns

Yellow slanted eyes in the dark

Bats flying against an orange sunset

Shadows dancing around a bonfire

Thunder that rumbles in your chest

Candlelight in a derelict house

Moths gathered around a porch light

Rows of pumpkins in a field

Corn too tall and too thick to see through

Crows calling in the empty morning

Cooking s’mores over a fire

Rattling chains

Something watching just out of sight

Chanting over an open book

[ send +reverse for the roles to be swapped, when applicable ]

🎃: for our muses to carve jack-o-lanterns together

👻: for our muses to go to a haunted house

🎉: for our muses to attend a Halloween party together

🔮: for my muse to invite your muse to a Halloween party that they're hosting

🍬: for our muses to go trick-or-treating

🍎: for our muses to go bobbing for apples

🎩: for our muses to try on costumes

🔞: for your muse to greet my muse wearing a sexy costume

🕸 : for our muses to put up spooky decorations

🎪: for our muses to go to a spooky carnival

🍿: for our muses to watch a scary movie

😈: for my muse to scare yours

👯: for our muses to have coordinating costumes

💅: for my muse to help your muse apply costume makeup

🍫: for our muses to gorge themselves on Halloween candy

🧛‍♂️: for our muses to enter a costume contest

💀: for our muses to be volunteer scare actors

🍭: for our muses to pass out candy to trick-or-treaters

👹: for our muses to make DIY Halloween costumes

🔥: for our muses to tell scary stories around a bonfire

🚗: for your muse to help my muse decorate their car for trunk-or-treat

🌾: for our muses to get lost in a corn maze

🍹: for our muses to get drunk at a Halloween party

🎭: for our muses to meet at a Halloween masquerade party

🃏: for my muse to compliment your muse's costume

💀: for my muse to play a trick on yours

🍂: for my muse to push yours into a pile of fallen leaves

👗: for our muses to brainstorm costume ideas

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