When it comes to "such a raw line" sort of sentences you find on the internet, The Stupendium is one hell of a source for them. I keep being impressed by just how much one person can be exactly where they should be - I'm not kidding, this mf could make it as a poet, as a musician, on the stage performing Shakespeare, but instead they decided to use this impressive mashup of skills they have to rap about videogames. Yeah I shit you not, they actually pull it off. I don't listen to rap and I don't play videogames and this is good.
This one specific song had one line that made me think that it would make a really funny "live, laugh, love" -style saccharine wall sticker or framed unintelligble calligraphy poster, you know that type of decor I'm talking about. But then it struck me, hold on, that one would make a fucking hilarious cutesy grandma cottagecore cross stitch with flowers all around it. Then I decided that fuck it, I have to design that, I'm going to turn that into a cross stitch pattern.
And uh. Suddenly it's 10 pm. And instead of whatever else I could have done today, I made this:










