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as a writer, it’s very important that you know this: whenever you tell yourself “this will only be one-chapter-long” that is a lie. your brain is lying to you. it won’t, in fact, be just a short one-shot
Who's Sexier? Gollum or Palpatine
Gollum (Package Deal with Smeagol)
Darth Sidious Palpatine
Most important writing advice of the day is to fuck around. Stop writing to appeal others. Stop thinking you know what other people like. The only thing you know is what you like so write that shit, brain-fried scene. The right people will like it and the others you're worrying about don't exist in the realm of your creation process.

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Little Teeny David for your troubles
I raise you:
Fall spear, into the dark, into the soft, and might echoing
When Eddie was a kid with too much energy, Wayne would send him outside to run around the house until he tired himself out.
Now when Eddie is anxious about something, he'll send himself outside.
He doesn't even think about it anymore, not until he rounds the house and sees Steve staring at him with a raised eyebrow.
Eddie slows to a stop, "Hey."
"Since when do you exercise?"
"I...don't," Eddie says. "This isn't exercise. It's...I don't know. Stress relief?"
"Okay...I call it exercising, but whatever. What are you stressed about?"
"About asking you out on a date...oh."
"Seems like you did it easily enough," Steve replies, fighting a grin. "I don't think you need to sweat about it, Munson."
Steve opens the door and goes inside. Eddie is still kinda of stunned that he just - said it. He almost forgets that -
"Wait," He calls after Steve. "You didn't answer!"
"Obviously yes!"
writers, you can and should be proud of your fic even if you personally are not satisfied with it. because even if you think it's "not good", you can be proud of the fact that you wrote it and it's something you created. you can be proud of the fact it's not ai.
repeat after me, it's something you put your soul and dedication in — and that's something ai could never achieve.

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can we talk about the lyrics
“Was it always out there? i missed it somehow
i see it so clear in front of me now
Im ready for something more, something worth living for
now i belong to someone”
Michael is actually so in love with david its crazy. The way he describes david (and the boys) as something worth living for. And that he belongs to them. Crazy work.
I need a TLB role swap au where everything goes as canon, but the Emersons are vampires instead. “Oh is that just a normal role swap” no no no consider everything goes exactly as canon except the Emersons are the vampires. The Emersons moving to Santa Carla for a fresh start after getting away from Lance, the Lost Bots are freaks terrorizing the boardwalk, Max is still a conservative weirdo, the Frog brothers are… the Frogs. Story goes the same, except there’s no vampire reason for Max or the Boys to be like that, they just… are.
Vamp!Michael catches the attention of human!David and Boys— they still challenge Michael to the bike race but they’re all human, just fucking crazy ones. There’s no vampiric reason for them to be like that, they just are. Star (and Laddie) still living with the boys because Max still wants his “perfect family.” Vamp!Michael going along with their bits until he realizes holy shit, these fucking dumbasses want to race at night and drive off the cliff?? And they live in a caved in, abandoned hotel/factory that has already collapsed once and is likely to collapse again?? Why are they drinking random bottles of who knows what… holy fuck where did they got bottles of blood from and why are they drinking it they’re humans??? What the fuck do you mean they’re playing chicken on a bridge with an oncoming train??? Michael confessing to the boys that he’s a vampire bc he really likes them but understands it might be a dealbreaker… but David, Dwayne, Paul and Marko are alt teenage edgelords so they’re like “haha dude same, sleep all day party all night never die!” and he just gives up bc these dumb fucks live in a goddamn cave and play train chicken and pick fights with surf nazis for shits and giggles, he’s not going to get through to them.Â
The Frog Brothers giving the whole “vampires are real and we need to hunt the shit-suckers” spiel to a very confused vamp!Sam bc yeah no shit? He’s standing right in front of them with no reflection and fangs out? Vamp!Sam coming to the conclusion that obviously they know about him and want his help hunting badvampires, so he decides to help them out. Cue shenanigans of Sam accidentally tripping various “vampire booby traps” and Edgar and Alan searching for the vampire that could’ve set them off while Sam is just “mb guys didn’t know you’d put holy water on the windows.”Â
Vamp!Lucy working at VideoMax and finding Max sweet, but also being super weirded out when he starts coming on to her about forming the “perfect family,” how good of a mother she’d be to his boys— and since when does he have kids, does he mean those four runaways he keeps shooing away from the store?? Instead of the big final battle at the house, I imagine it would just be the Spider-Man pointing meme of everyone realizing the Emersons are vampires, while the Emersons realize oh shit none of them knew.
best lost boy?
David
Dwayne
Paul
Marko
We know who was the real culprit, right @labyrinthine-silver ??? Jajaja

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