you’re on the beach passing by one of those airbrush t shirt kiosks that have a million unlicensed characters on them but you see one with your exact face and name on it and he won’t sell it to you

As opposed to that quote about “the horrifying ordeal of being known,” do y’all ever feel so positively UNKNOWN and UNSEEN that it frightens you? Like there’s a self that you feel on the inside, and you believe to be “you,” but it seems like nobody else sees that version of you? And they’re interacting with someone that isn’t you but a projection of their experience of you? What’s more, perhaps nobody will ever know your true essence and you will die without ever being fully realized????? I’m only two beers in honestly

pure slapper

if id seen this when i was 10 i would have been vaporized

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

Me at all times

me at taco bell ordering a chicken quesadilla “WITH. Large Soda”

yeah it’s a good song dude but it’s not Deliver Us from The Prince of Egypt