THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

penis katana

and getting caught in the rain

IF YOU’RE NOT INTO *reads smudged writing on hand* YODA

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

Petra Collins who

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me