gravy tape

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

When I started actually reading the foundational Arthurian legends, I realized I did not hate the Guinevere and Lancelot romance, I actually love it. The problem is that modern retelling are afraid to have it be the toxic femdom BDSM freaky extremely sexual long term knight sidepiece thing it is supposed to be. He should be crawling on the ground for it and she should be kicking dirt on him.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

on this website you can be like sometimes i just read certain things because it’s horny and fun. and then you turn around and there are a million red laser dots reflecting off your dick

When the music reaches down your pants