ask me about the digital afterlife

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.

i do not see what is so "sexy" about this "croppéd top" that many wear in this age. your vitals are exposéd to the elements. such attire would prove detrimental in a duél. with one fell swoop i could thrust my sword into- why art thou breathing heavier now

that actually sounds pretty damn good

A sword is the perfect gender neutral gift.

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

I have tomorrow morning and afternoon free. oooor, if you'd like more time. Thursday next week. :3

let's do thursday so we can take our time and catch up 💋

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

i in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is a glock