a mess

It's not my fault you're intimidated by the fact that I could be y/n. Some of us have it others don't

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Scorched Earth Orthodontics

"No Return" Dentistry and Cleaning

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

uhh sooo i made a thing 🤭 (clearly gesturing to something on a table but all you can see is a breadcrumb)

one of these days you guys are gonna have to come up with a joke that isn’t saying the words Yuri and Yaoi repeatedly

we can’t scoff at the kids for saying Six Seven when we’re doing this shit man

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

princess and the pea level sensitive