my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

people who are reblogging that post about imagining a world with no ads to go "um but actually what about Some Ads! I think we should have a little advertising as a treat! surely there must be at least a couple of ads!" what is wrong with you

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard