lightly misted radish

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

I love my friends and you know what else I love? ha hah you guessed it. my friends

if you pass me the aux im playing creamed corn

a guitar is a type of girl you hold gently in your arms

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

the prison alien keep s throwing some fucking gamma particle at the back of my head its starting to piss me off

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

copying it again and force pasting it #sex

that gap in my resume? well basically i was thinking about girls

hey girl has anyone ever told you how spiders you are *twirls hair*

*in the lab and i spill chemicals on you* oops sorgyyy…. ^.^. i trip and spill chemicals on you again*. ahhhh so sorry !!! ! >~< *you burst into flames in a matter of seconds* 😕 ummmmmm what’re you doing

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

Having one of my electrons stolen radicalized me

Is that a banana in your back pocket or is your penis just on backwards