hnnnngh~

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

and! if anyone has any posts of hers, please send them our way!

does that nut vid also contain your undying love and devotion for me

Yes

This will sound biased because I am a girl with freckles everywhere, I think it’s very important to appreciate girls with freckles everywhere. She’s got cute little dots all over her body how could you not love that

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

can we stop treating mages as the party toy. im sick and tired of being laughed at and kicked to my knees every time i suggest one of the many ways i can help the party. i just dont fucking underst-lgkl glk glkglk

REBLOG if you want NSFW anons

A little choking while you cum is good for the soul, I think

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

hey btw if ur transphobic don’t interact with my blog. we support trans people here