hannah

Wreck Me, Gru

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

starting to think i might be here for a long time not a good time

me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

i had a dream where the hottest meme on tumblr was like… posts where you listed off people who should be prioritised for safety if the great flood happens again (like noahs arc) and it got to the point where they would span for hours and hours down your dash listing more and more obscure traits like “people who have had a front tooth removed but never had a filling” and “people who stood in dog shit last saturday”

kindness is a discipline, not a trait

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

yo why jon thick as hell

We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation