I am living in fear

I never got the appeal of rugrats. Babies suck, why would you want to watch a show about them? Babies should not be allowed to vote.

They're not?? What are you so mad about???

very upset i can't find a specific cat sculpture I like

movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

normalize decapitating ableists

as the world gets scarier and more uncertain, we have to make sure not to lose sight of what matters most: castrophizing as much as possible and tearing eachother apart over small stupid details

this morning i bent down to pick up my sweet kitty and as soon as i lifted his darling form into the air some candy hearts spilled from an open container in my jacket pocket & my roommate and her gf and i stared at them scattered on the floor, believing, for a brief but not entirely unreal moment, that they had simply shot out of my cat as if they were the ink to his squid. a basic knowledge of science did not disprove this thesis (my babycats visage and personality both indicate the possibility of him being full of candy hearts)

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

fire is gay culture confirmed

This is that shit the dragons shot at Aang and Zuko

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme