I want cheese taters

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

Well you know what they say about pussy babe!

what do they say about pussy…

Thats

Getting high on open window air

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

Delusional goodday preppers have been buying beautiful candles from the shops for when the world is beautiful

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)