In your neutral opinion, is it neutral to be completely color blind...Like is grayscale sight very neutral and are you feeling the neutral vibes being so.
Any form of vision could be neutral, but I would consider my monochromatic tones to be especially so. Everything is neutral, if you are neutral enough about it.
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Yeah, I'm gonna keep going until I get bored, deal with it. I'm inflicting all of my bad ideas on all of you :)
@possumsus, you're getting mentioned in all of these
a lot are including margarine (cat not butter substitute) because i love her so much and shes so cute with josh and just because cat <3
(this one is actually more hellidiah but shut up) hellidiah used to get called out for bullying josh as a kid, to which he would reply something along the lines of "im not bullying him bc hes autistic or queer he just has four eyes and thats weird" bc he's evil but not a monster
If josh if ever getting close to not neutral, petting margarine (cat) will make him feel more neutral :D (thus margarine [still the cat] goes lots of places with him sometimes)
sometimes he lays down on the ground next to margarine (cat) and basks in the sun with her. (he is neutral about this activity)
margarine (cat) is not a normal cat because 4 eyes so like she technically can eat margarine (butter substitute) but she refuses to participate in cannibalism trust me when josh first got her he tried to feed it to her before he found out its not good for cats but she'd have been fine anyway bc shes special
when josh was young he was selectively mute. He mostly stopped, but he WILL still do it sometimes
why is my grammar getting worse as i write this sideways and josh explain
he listens to my singing monsters but volume one not the ones with good words just the sounds (he is neutral about it)
he is neutral towards instrumental music
he unintentionally pisses off every medical professional hes ever seen by going "i feel very neutral with this medicine" or smth
Josh VERY rarely swears. Like, he'll say a swear once in a red moon (will wood reference)
okay that was a lot
sorry i just like yap and yap and yap when its an interest but ask me to write a science paper and istg
anyway i love sideways and josh a neutral amount thank you for coming to my ted talk
Indeed, Hellidiah is very fucked up and evil, but he is not ableist or queerphobic. Professionals have standards and all
All margarine headcanons are precious and beautiful
Selective mutism is a trait I've had in mind for him from the beginning but I forgot there was a term for it lmfao. When he does speak, it's usually short and straight to the point, but he occasionally does long eloquent paragraphs before going back to simple responses. It would take a LOT to get him to swear. Not saying it's impossible, just indeed, very unlikely and/or rare
Music headcanons are peak
And finally
Audio gathered from various sources, August 3rd, 2023:
DOCTOR
So, Mr..... Josh, is it?
JOSH
Yes.
DOCTOR
Well, Josh, we've had you on the Prozac for a few weeks now, and I just wanted to check in, make sure it's working as intended.
JOSH
...
DOCTOR
So. How would you say you've felt these past weeks?
JOSH
Neutral.
DOCTOR
Okay..... What exactly does that mean?
JOSH
It means that I haven't particularly felt one way or another.
DOCTOR
Let me rephrase. How have you felt since you got on the medication? Is it any different from before?
JOSH
It is neutral.
DOCTOR
[With slight exasperation] Yes, yes, but what does that mean in terms of the question? What does it mean about the meds?
JOSH
It means I do not have any particular opinions or feelings on the matter.
DOCTOR
Okay. Look. Bottom line, has it reduced the intrusive thoughts? Has it lessened the compulsions at least?
JOSH
It has had a neutralizing effect.
DOCTOR
Meaning.....???
JOSH
It has brought my symptoms down to neutral levels.
DOCTOR
Okay. Fine. You know what? That's fine. We'll keep you on the Prozac, just continue to record your symptoms. Got it?
JOSH
I believe I understand.
DOCTOR
Good. That's all. Bye.
JOSH
I must return home to feed Margarine posthaste. If she does not receive her neutral supper, she may not feel as neutral about things.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep going until I get bored, deal with it. I'm inflicting all of my bad ideas on all of you :)
@possumsus, you're getting mentioned in all of these
a lot are including margarine (cat not butter substitute) because i love her so much and shes so cute with josh and just because cat <3
(this one is actually more hellidiah but shut up) hellidiah used to get called out for bullying josh as a kid, to which he would reply something along the lines of "im not bullying him bc hes autistic or queer he just has four eyes and thats weird" bc he's evil but not a monster
If josh if ever getting close to not neutral, petting margarine (cat) will make him feel more neutral :D (thus margarine [still the cat] goes lots of places with him sometimes)
sometimes he lays down on the ground next to margarine (cat) and basks in the sun with her. (he is neutral about this activity)
margarine (cat) is not a normal cat because 4 eyes so like she technically can eat margarine (butter substitute) but she refuses to participate in cannibalism trust me when josh first got her he tried to feed it to her before he found out its not good for cats but she'd have been fine anyway bc shes special
when josh was young he was selectively mute. He mostly stopped, but he WILL still do it sometimes
why is my grammar getting worse as i write this sideways and josh explain
he listens to my singing monsters but volume one not the ones with good words just the sounds (he is neutral about it)
he is neutral towards instrumental music
he unintentionally pisses off every medical professional hes ever seen by going "i feel very neutral with this medicine" or smth
Josh VERY rarely swears. Like, he'll say a swear once in a red moon (will wood reference)
okay that was a lot
sorry i just like yap and yap and yap when its an interest but ask me to write a science paper and istg
anyway i love sideways and josh a neutral amount thank you for coming to my ted talk
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He walks in the dead center of any stairs. Railing? He'll go wherever there are the fewest people.
In his original post, he had glasses because he was Adam-based obviously, so I like to think he has contacts now.
He doesn't wear the paisley from the original post because it's too much for him. He's neutral, of course, but if he HAD to pick something...it would be something plain. Also, I headcanon him with total color blindness, so he wouldn't be able to tell much difference anyway.
Margarine is his safe food ofc that's canon, but even though he knows it's bad for him, he's too neutral to care and WILL just eat sticks of the stuff.
His alexithymia (also canon) makes it hard for him to process emotions, but he's said to not be neutral towards his cat Margarine, so I just imagine him standing there staring at Margarine in bliss of this gorgeous creature but he doesn't understand it and doesn't want to disturb her neutralness so he doesn't touch her or anything he just watches her bask in the sunlight bc yk she's a cat.
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