Je n'ai aucune envie d'être ici (sauf exception.)

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

@dryeguy @kissthethunder

I hate that I can audibly hear this…

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH YAY

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

true gender equality

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

My younger cousin thought College was a city, and that all of the older cousins were at the same city, College, just attending different schools.

I picked up the 3-yr-old I was babysitting and she reached out slowly towards my face and said–with absolute seriousness–”you have bones in there.”

My 2 year old niece is in the car and is heard talking to herself. She said “Them’s not broccoli. Them’s trees. Layla no eat trees,”

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

I have no idea what to do with this information