they should invent a way to have chronic pain that is neither chronic nor painful

You don't like my domestic au? But I lobotomized the characters just for you :( isn't it so nice now that everyone's happy? They all talk and forgive each other 😊 they're getting married, you know. They're pregnant, you know. Time skip soon! Two beautiful kids. After they have them they will put aside all their passions. Maybe they will never go back to the coffee shop 🤭or university 😜. Maybe they will stay at home with their children. I made this world just for you. Isn't it domestic? Isn't it perfect? Look at how everyone smiles! I am smiling :) are you?

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

He looks so innocent at start you never know he will eat kids

I just remembered my dark heart

when i die i want my remains disposed of "buffet style"

... They're from sexual pensylvania.