bruh

Writing a one chapter fic and it's already over 21k words and I'm probably only half way done 😭 but this rare pair is gonna get FED

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

I would like to publicly apologise for being insufferable and gay

mutuals if I like your vent post I promise I’m acknowledging your post and sending happy thoughts and hoping your ok bc I don’t know what to say and I promise I’m not happy you’re in pain

(saki tenma voice) nono guys trust me the audience LOVES it when we kiss on stage. guys we're doing it for the fans yknow. theyre the ones who want this theyre gonna LOVE this. no shiho ALL the professional bands do this shiho you cant be a pro without kissing your bandmates TRUST me. just ask rin she gets it right rin?? yeah see she gets me. we need to kiss

My brother just came up to me and put one singular piece of pencil sharpening in front of me and walked away 😭