I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

#drifted off for like 15 minutes exploring watsonian explanations for the mousetrap desk #aristocratic emigré writes letters atop a stolen guillotine. athenian statesman repurposes the shield of a spartan who failed 2 kill him #it’s an intriguing setup!! to me!!! (via @sashayed)