Don't be intimidated

Time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison*

*eats rat poison*

*eats rat poison*

*hurriedly performs CPR on two people*

*kisses you back*

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday……………

um some of us already had birthdays? but way to be an exclusionist lol go off

this is what I was trying to avoid..,, im sorry .,,

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

he thought it was tom cruise

Ended up being bobby with the tool

Lmao I’m both people

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

The ghosts are holding your hands

how romantic……

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything