For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

does anyone like weird emo loser butches who find it hard to flirt or even maintain eye contact, but can ramble to you for hours about the stuff they like

yes i do get an absolutely heart eyes goofy ass smile on my face any time that girl sends me a selfie but please be advised that my goofy ass heart eyes smile is actually extremely dominant and masculine and impressive and not at all "pathetic" as some might have you believe

Don't forget to kiss your butch one million times all over their face and tell them they did a good job. This is essential nutrients for our growing muscles.

npd actually stands for nice person disorder because they are very niceys. and deserve ten dollars for being so nice