goth! croissant

repeating "maintaining weight = maintaining muscle mass, maintaining muscle mass = maintaining bone density, maintaining bone density = maintaining independence" to myself as I walk backwards into hell

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

i remember very clearly being around 10 and some babysitter telling me that when I had kids I would make them go to bed or brush their teeth or whatever thing I was being a brat about doing. and I said "i'm not going to have kids" and she laughed at me like "you'll see" but ha HA! today i am 35 years old and I was RIGHT!

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it