have some couth babygirl.

[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,

Sis don't you just mean "pen"

oh no i don’t vape

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks