have some couth babygirl.

[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,

Sis don't you just mean "pen"

oh no i don’t vape

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

tbh you seem like you were crafted out of fate and neglect

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to

oh sorry i’m laughing at an inside joke that i have. with myself

it’s just one of our many bits. that we do. Internally