have some couth babygirl.

[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,

Sis don't you just mean "pen"

oh no i don’t vape

this is how i find out Anthony Head has died

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

they’re calling sudoku new cigarettes

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry