your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer

…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?

So THAT’S how Brock knows!

Oh good god.

holy fucking shit how did no one else notice this it’s been like tEN FUCKING YEARS

Welp, I just learned something new. And I was in this fandom for 13 years.

For those who didn’t see, in 2011 Anne Hathaway co-hosted with James Franco, and he was high out of his mind. There are a lot of cringe moments from that ceremony bc he was a mess and she had to try to hold it together.

I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right

Hed steal your pikachu

Id let him

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

YES

He cookin